Bow Ties

Through a gracious gift of by my good friend Andy in Columbia I now own my first bow tie. I can tie a normal necktie in a second. I have a dearth of wonderful long neck ties, and now a pretty neat bow tie. They do not tie the same though. I was not a very good Boy Scout, and did not get my knots merit badge. I have looked through two separate diagrams and still cannot tie the damn thing. I even did it reverse on my leg to try to understand but even that does not work. If only I could speak to the late Senator Paul Simon, or Tucker Carlson. I need help.